Wed 28 Apr 2010
Epilogue to the Academic Tales (With Apologies to Chaucer)
Posted by Mathew Block under Academia, Literature, Main, Poetry
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Today I submitted the final piece of work for my two undergrad degrees. I will not deny that it feels absolutely glorious to be done! As I was in a bit of a playful mood, and in honour of the fact that April is National Poetry Month in both the United States and Canada, I wrote the following minor parody of Chaucer’s Prologue to the Canterbury Tales. Enjoy!
Epilogue to the Academic Tales
With Apologies to Chaucer
When that April has with seas of ink
Borne witness just how little students think,
And covered every page with such a blot
That teachers search in vain for proof of thought;
When graduands have breathed a sigh of rest
For theses writ, submitted, and professed
Before committees; and curriculum
Unto the end its course has fully run;
And little first years lift a mournful cry
That study all the night with open eye —
So finals do prick them in their fear —
Then do I long to go for beer!
Mathew Block
April 28, 2010
let me give it a go, sticking to the template of meaning you laid out.
Indian black in pools of fury
desperately the students hurry,
hurry to finish their weary task.
In towers laid on students tears,
the faculty prove their deepest fears,
Holding sheaves of proof that they attest:
conclusively their student’s brains have left.
And yet while this battle rages,
between simpletons and sages,
another groups have served their given tour.
For group both sides have envy,
for they all have mem’ry
of days when that had not academic war.
They pass the beer, and school ne’er more.
I do chuckle at this. Well done, and funny. I can’t wait for my turn for the beer. =P