Welcome to the home of the ineffably intelligent Captain Thin. Foregoing any tedious introduction, I choose instead to give but a brief description of myself and my purposes in writing. I am he who is known as the monk of archaicism, and this page upon which you have stumbled is none other than the repository of my musings, my ponderings, my convoluted meanderings of thought, and all other such byproducts of the mind.

Here I may write a word to a world long tired of words. Here I may speak a thought to a world which has abandoned thought. And so it begins…